Have you ever wondered what happened to Cool?

What happened to that kind of coolness that didn't have to be announced, that didn't have to be yelled at the top on your lungs? Whatever happened to that kind of cool that made itself known by its very presence? Where has that unmistakable aura that makes others gravitate to a person gone? It seems that the world lost that kind of cool and replaced it with bluster and bravado. This new “swagger” seems to have replaced everything it ostensibly is supposed to stand for. The Squares have taken over the world, and all the rest of us are worse off for it.

But worry not Cats and Kittens, for I have found Cool, and I married it to Funny, and their child is the Non Productive Comedy Show. Whether you're a Big Daddy (seasoned vet) or an Ankle-Biter (just turned 21) this is the show for you. We are going to have some of the Funniest, Slickest, most With-It comics around, coupled with the most Boss Babes I could find. Oh yeah, there will be all sorts of eye candy as both the Comedians and the Show Gals will be dressed to the nines. And if you dig Guys better than Gals, there will also be some fine Daddy-O's completely chrome-plated (dressed up) for your perusal. No matter what you like, you're gonna flip when you see what we have put together!

The crew for this gig is top-notch, including pro comics such as Abbi Crutchfield, Gordon Baker-Bone, Subha Agarwhal, Kevin J. Williams, Kate Hendricks, Nimesh Patel, Kate Wolf, and Dillon Stevenson!

Now as for you, if you want to attend this magnificent event dressed like a Clyde, well that's your bag baby. But all the people in the know will be sporting their finest duds, whether it be sport coats and ties for the gentlemen, or swing dresses and heels for the ladies. The more into the mood the audience is, the more authentic the entire experience will be. There will be Martinis and Tom Collins available at the bar, just to lubricate the ol' funny bone. This will be an experience unlike any other, where you can escape dullsville and enter a world where cool isn't forgotten, it permeates every laugh, every drink, and every set of gams. Now I know at this point you're pretty fired up about all this, so here are the details:

The Non Pro Comedy Show is a Exit Eleven Production. It will be taking place at Port 41, 355 West 41st Street, New York, NY 10036. Admission is $10.

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